Statistics

19 flights (28 counting the layovers)

41,111 miles flown

    Miles Driven

Europe: 14,000
Japan: 621
New Zealand: 796
Turkey: 310
Israel: 164

TOTAL: 15,891

45 countries visited
75 shows played
1 shows missed
2 shows canceled

    Farts

Nathan – 930
Dash – 378
David – 344
Jon – 224
Erik – 118
Plopp – 60
Gary – 8

    Ailments

1 broken shoulder
1 rock in foot
1 full body rash/chinchilla infection
1 jugular claw scratch from chinese
3 extended bouts of constipation
3 cases of deep vein thrombosis
Unmeasurable quantities of diarrhea

    Dissed

Crystal Castles
Denmark Rap
Western Europe
Axl Rose
The Welsh
Kerrang
Rob Bealey
England
DIY
UK
Really fat people that can’t fucking move
Faggots
Discordance Axis
Le Tigre
#12
Chris Prophet
Rome
Germany
Germans
Mariah Carey
Egypt Air
Throwdown
Dave
Gypsies
Romania
Set Your Goals
Montenegrans
White People
Australia
New Zealand
Starbucks
Kenny G.
Stingrays
The Hanson
Band Of Horses
NOFX
Our Fans
China
Ernest Hemingway
Meshuggah
Eli
Lorene Drive
Smokers
Poor Russians

    Fails

2 sunglasses tragedies
1 chocolate bars sat on
1 massages given by giant older women

16 dance parties

134 hrs of video footage

14,295 photos taken

5,820 photos lost

$118,545.57 spent

The Official Earth Tour “Spreadsheet”