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djdjdj 2/20/2008 7:51:31 AM

everything about this band sucks. “earth tour”? more like douche-quest. a trip round the world to see if they can find a bunch of bigger douche-bags. sadly i think they’re doomed to fail.

mummifiedcircuitry 2/20/2008 7:34:09 PM

band dies in Yugoslavia

imareader 2/20/2008 7:44:37 PM

they will miss over half of these dates

DukeNukem 2/20/2008 7:39:41 PM

they won’t finish this tour

eli 2/20/2008 9:40:23 PM

halfway through they will cancel the rest of the dates and write an ep about tacos

bluescreenofdeath 2/20/2008 9:49:45 PM

this has to be a joke. i can’t take this list seriously.

Hulk_Hogan12 2/20/2008 10:53:32 PM

its gotta be fake…there is no way…who is paying for them to do this they arent that good.

GWARrapedyourdog 2/20/2008 11:05:05 PM

27 TBA dates will not get booked. If nate had a frequent flyer mile for every tear he cried he could pay for everyones airfare on this trip. twice.

titsmcgee 2/21/2008 1:50:27 AM

Looks like fun, but seems very improbable. I’ll be surprised if they actually do this tour.

drawnQ 2/21/2008 12:34:16 PM

this will go to shit by the 5th date

xrybreadx 2/21/2008 1:59:39 PM

Looks more like a suicide run to me. Their faggot singer will say something stupid on stage and they will be dragged into the street and shot.

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R3vengeTherapy (January 4, 2008)

I was hoping they’d get lost somewhere in Africa, but since they’re not going there I hope someone kicks all their asses in the Ukraine or Israel or something. Guys are fucking idiots.

forks (January 4, 2008)

as admirable as this is, i imagine this will end up being more like a 12 date tour

Lance76 (January 4, 2008)

No shit. Either they won’t be allowed into the first country or they’ll run out of money a week in.

ZombieCrush (January 4, 2008)

Doubt it will work, considering they want to get on the road in March…way to short to book worldwide shit on your own.

Plane tickets alone are going to cost $$$$$$$$$$.

RattusNorvegicus (January 4, 2008)

I call bullshit. just the plane tickets alone would cost over 20 grand a person

skaboom (February 20, 2008)

So remember that April Fools joke tour with these guys from a couple years ago? Yeah, that sounds more reasonable than this. Gotta give them props for the effort, though.

baseball (February 20, 2008)

You know they’re gonna lose at least one or two band members somewhere along the way.

I’d say 75% of the band making it back can be considered a success.